Quarkhenge

Time Magazine has selected me -- yes, me -- as its Person of the Year!

It was an honor just to be nominated. I'd like to extend my sympathies to all the other worthy nominees who weren't selected.

(Um, wait a minute. What do you mean, there weren't any? What do you mean, they picked everybody?? Well that's pretty lame, isn't it?)

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes. I'd like to thank all the little people who made this possible. You like me! You really like me! Where's Halle Berry?